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| Hasanistan debuted in the 2nd TVB Microvision Song Contest, hosted by the Pinangese Republic. Hasanistan was represented with the song "Nonsense Screamed Into A Microphone" performed by Chase Mahoning, having qualified to represent the country by winning the national selection 2021 Turanfest organised by the Voice of Hasanistan. The song had been described as part of a experimental genre and consisted of Mahoning screaming incomprehensibly into his microphone, hence the name.[1] It did not have a music video, instead using a stock image of an intoxicated smiley face wearing a rastacap and smoking marijuana.
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• In Ardajan, the pronunciation game is strong! If you ever find yourself in this vibrant corner of Hasanistan, don't be surprised if you hear the locals casually referring to their beloved region as "Ardagan." Why the playful twist? Well, blame it on the silent "j" In Viadalvian the G and J sounds where pretty similar. So, Ardajanis have this charming quirk where they've decided to give the silent treatment to the "j" in their regions's name. " Ardajani Nationalists used this quirck as a shibboleth. against supposed Chobani immigrants and tourists as non-Ardajanis pronounced it with the "j"
• Kevin Verhaar once attempted to spice up Ardajan's political scene by suggesting that the Ardajani representative to the Supreme Council of Hasanistan should be elected directly from the membership of the Supreme Council of Ardajan? Unfortunately for him, the Ardajani Regional Court swiftly shut down the idea, Even though Hasanistan had no supreme court? ruling that federal elections were beyond the jurisdiction of local government. Moreover, the court deemed it unconstitutional, emphasizing that each Hasani region elects its representative through popular vote, making Kevin's proposal a regulatory no-go!
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 23 Sep - Shadyvinkenstein Government in Exile today announced the formation of the Shadyvinkensteini Archive Commission (SAC),
After the revival of the defunct social network Hyves, the Shadyvinkenstein Government-in-Exile announces the formation of a body tasked with recovering, preserving, and where necessary reconstructing the digital record of the nation's formative years years during which Hyves served, de facto, as the Kingdom's primary organ of public communication. The Government in Exile will act as a facilitator and requesting party — providing what institutional memory it has, and appealing to the public on the Commission's behalf — but not as its supervisor.
 8 Sep - 2026 MicroWorld Cup: Brennonia are the world champions
- Brennonia has won the Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup after 8–0 victory over Nesea in the tournament's final. The match was held this evening, hosted by the Lazia, Mahuset. Brennonia completely dominated their Nesean opponents throughout the match, whose performance...
5 Sep - 2026 MicroWorld Cup: Parasolia finish third-placed
- Parasolia has secured a third place finish in the 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup, after an impressive 10-2 victory over Tymbarc in the consolation match between the two defeated semi-finalists. Played at the late night of 4 September and virtually hosted by Mamucium,...
4 Sep - Hasanistan reaches quarter-finals of 2026 Micronational Checkers Tournament
- The Micronational Olympic Federation's 2026 Checkers Tournament recently concluded, with Hasanistan's sole participant reaching its knockout stage. The tournament, hosted by Slitronia and a part of the MOF's series of single-sport events, had been held over the past month.Hasanistan's "cylete" Hasan Çakar began his tournament drawn into Group C, alongside...
26 Aug - Hasanistan establishes diplomatic relations with the Minakae Republic
- Yesterday, Hasanistan ratified a treaty to establish diplomatic relations and mutual recognition with the Minakae Republic (also known as Minaki). The treaty was signed by Hasanistan's Acting Prime Minister Hasan Çakar and Minaki's President Chrzan...
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